I’m guest blogging today at Dad or Alive, the hilarious and wildly popular blog written by Adrian Kulp. If you don’t already follow him, you should!
Here’s how the post starts…
It’s 10pm and you’re feeling frisky. The mother of your children is just inches away from you in bed looking saucy in her, um, flannel pajamas.
You reach for her. Does she:
A) Pretend to be asleep.
B) Slap your hand away.
C) Tell you to get it over with quick (while continuing to watch Khloe & Lamar).
D) Jump on top of you reverse cowgirl style.
If you answered D, you can skip to the end, you big liar. Otherwise, here are some tips on how to get a mommy interested in having sex with you.
Want to read more? Head on over to Dad or Alive. Unless you’re my parents.