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Quiz: Has Your Baby Turned into a Toddler?

Quiz: Has Your Baby Turned into a Toddler?

Babies supposedly become toddlers at one year, but that’s nonsense if you ask me. At 12 months, my daughter was still crawling, babbling and mostly bald. That’s a baby, right? Also, she was super easy-going back then—open-minded towards whatever books, meals or...
Dear World, Stop Calling Me “Ma’am”

Dear World, Stop Calling Me “Ma’am”

The other day, I found 15 extra minutes in the morning and used it to blow dry my hair and dab on some concealer and gloss. I also managed to squeeze into a pair of my pre-pregnancy jeans. So I was feeling F-I-N-E fine when I strode into my coffee place, only to have...
I’m Done Having Babies And I Have All The Feels

I’m Done Having Babies And I Have All The Feels

 My baby daughter smells like freshly baked bread lightly misted with unicorn sweat. I spend most of my day inhaling her while she sits on my lap, gently nuzzling my cheek against hers so I can feel the insane softness of her brand new perfect skin. I’ve had to...
Dear Husband, Please Stop Getting Hotter

Dear Husband, Please Stop Getting Hotter

Dear Husband, I’m not trying to pick a fight, but there’s something you’ve been doing for a while now that really gets on my nerves, so I need to say something… You’ve been getting hotter. And it’s a problem. When we first got together seven years ago, you and I...

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