Follow Amy:

1. That I will wake up with a head cold, my period and hives

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2. That my best laid bridal beauty plans won’t come together

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3. And that I’ll somehow have an 80s perm just like at my bat mitzvah

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4. That the officiant will begin, “Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today” 

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5. And then he’ll bring up the Holy Goat

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6. That my ring won’t fit because of all the Pringles

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7. That during the first dance, I will knock over the three-tiered wedding cake with my bustle

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8. That I will mistakenly give the DJ the “no play” list instead of the “must play” list  

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9. That I’ll forget everyone’s name.  And also how to speak.

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10. That it will snow.  In Malibu.

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