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Handing Down The Hand-Me-Downs

Handing Down The Hand-Me-Downs

When I was pregnant with Viv, we got a lot of thoughtful gifts, but my favorites were the boxes of hand-me-down clothes from mommy friends who had been there before me.  Sorting through those cartons was Christmas morning level exciting.  Adorable playsuits, girlie...

My Fantasy Sister-Wife

We live in a rent-controlled apartment in a McMansion neighborhood, so the local moms out-fancy me by a mile. I mean, these moms are Lululemon gear-sporting, Porsche Cayenne-driving, blinding bling-wearing, “I just got back from Canyon Ranch and barely have time...
My Crack Is Showing, Butt It’s Not My Fault

My Crack Is Showing, Butt It’s Not My Fault

“Honey, I love you, but are you aware that your ass crack is showing?” Dave asks me this while we’re reading bedtime stories to our toddler.  I hardly think my state of dress or undress matters in the nursery, so I give him a look like, “So?” “No, I mean pretty much...
Beauty Advice For Teen Girls From THE FUTURE

Beauty Advice For Teen Girls From THE FUTURE

If I could go back in a time machine, this is the beauty advice I’d give to my clueless teen self.  Until that technology is perfected, all I can do is share my hard won wisdom with the teens of today.  It’s meant with love. 1. Cover Your Face – Girls, I understand...

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