by Amy | Feb 18, 2013 | Couplehood, My Family, Parenthood
Dave and I are not morning people. That was a nice thing to have in common pre-baby, but it’s a total liability now. When our daughter’s cries shatter the silence at dawn, we bury our faces in our pillows and try to imagine she belongs to the family next...
by Amy | Feb 10, 2013 | My Family, Parenthood
My job as a parent is to teach my toddler how the world works. I make sure she knows that stoves are hot, snow is cold and it’s always nice to share – especially Halloween candy, with your mother. But despite my best efforts, a lot of what my daughter is learning in...
by Amy | Feb 6, 2013 | Couplehood, Guest Posts, My Family
Earlier this week, my post 14 Things NOT to Get Your Wife For Valentine’s Day ran on Dad or Alive. I encourage you to check out the hilarious comments over there, including the true tale of a woman who received a Thighmaster as a Valentine’s Day gift. ...
by Amy | Feb 4, 2013 | Couplehood, My Family, Shopping
Adrian at Dad or Alive pitched me the idea of writing this list as a public service. His answer, “14 Things Not To Get Your Husband…” will appear later this week. 1. Lingerie – Unless your wife is an actual Victoria’s Secret model, in which case...
by Amy | Jan 31, 2013 | Babymaking, My Family, Wedding Plans
I had this dream last night: I’m walking down the aisle in a gorgeous couture bridal gown (it’s my dream, I can wear what I want to). Dave is waiting for me at the altar. Our eyes meet. Out of nowhere, a baby cries. And then all of a sudden, I have Fembot boobs,...
