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The 5 Most Annoying People At The Gym

The 5 Most Annoying People At The Gym

Now that my little one is in preschool, there are no more excuses: I have to lose the baby weight.  But getting back into the gym after a three year hiatus is hard, and not just because my flabby ass would rather sit still on the bike (that’s why they call it...
40 Effed Up Things About Being 40

40 Effed Up Things About Being 40

After a few years of not being able to read the fine print (apologies to my kid for the guess-the-dose Infant Advil), I broke down and bought my first pair of reading glasses.  At the drug store counter, it was like the reverse of a teen nervously buying condoms. ...
My Crack Is Showing, Butt It’s Not My Fault

My Crack Is Showing, Butt It’s Not My Fault

“Honey, I love you, but are you aware that your ass crack is showing?” Dave asks me this while we’re reading bedtime stories to our toddler.  I hardly think my state of dress or undress matters in the nursery, so I give him a look like, “So?” “No, I mean pretty much...
Beauty Advice For Teen Girls From THE FUTURE

Beauty Advice For Teen Girls From THE FUTURE

If I could go back in a time machine, this is the beauty advice I’d give to my clueless teen self.  Until that technology is perfected, all I can do is share my hard won wisdom with the teens of today.  It’s meant with love. 1. Cover Your Face – Girls, I understand...

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