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The 5 Most Annoying People At The Gym

The 5 Most Annoying People At The Gym

Now that my little one is in preschool, there are no more excuses: I have to lose the baby weight.  But getting back into the gym after a three year hiatus is hard, and not just because my flabby ass would rather sit still on the bike (that’s why they call it...
My Crack Is Showing, Butt It’s Not My Fault

My Crack Is Showing, Butt It’s Not My Fault

“Honey, I love you, but are you aware that your ass crack is showing?” Dave asks me this while we’re reading bedtime stories to our toddler.  I hardly think my state of dress or undress matters in the nursery, so I give him a look like, “So?” “No, I mean pretty much...
My Toddler is Making Me Fat

My Toddler is Making Me Fat

Call me a hypocrite.  No, it’s okay, I can take it.  I write about how we need to be kind to ourselves and never trash talk our weight in front of our kids.  And then I go and use the F word on myself.  Loophole: Viv can’t read yet.  So until she can,...

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