by Amy | Feb 4, 2013 | Couplehood, My Family, Shopping
Adrian at Dad or Alive pitched me the idea of writing this list as a public service. His answer, “14 Things Not To Get Your Husband…” will appear later this week. 1. Lingerie – Unless your wife is an actual Victoria’s Secret model, in which case...
by Amy | Jan 31, 2013 | Babymaking, My Family, Wedding Plans
I had this dream last night: I’m walking down the aisle in a gorgeous couture bridal gown (it’s my dream, I can wear what I want to). Dave is waiting for me at the altar. Our eyes meet. Out of nowhere, a baby cries. And then all of a sudden, I have Fembot boobs,...
by Amy | Jan 27, 2013 | Celebrities, My Family, Parenthood
The other night, Dave and I got sucked into Kim & Kourtney Take Miami. As always, the Kardashians really made me think. On this episode, Kourtney had recently given birth to baby Penelope and Kim was annoyed by her formerly partying sister’s child-centric ways. ...
by Amy | Jan 22, 2013 | My Family, Parenthood, Vanity
Call me a hypocrite. No, it’s okay, I can take it. I write about how we need to be kind to ourselves and never trash talk our weight in front of our kids. And then I go and use the F word on myself. Loophole: Viv can’t read yet. So until she can,...
by Amy | Jan 16, 2013 | My Family
While cool kids strive towards ever more advanced, portable and tiny phones, I just bought the most gigantic, tethered landline I could find. That’s right, we’re talking to you corded. Call it kitschy, retro or ridiculous, but I love my new wall phone, just like...
